Surviving the Hoth-pocalypse

Is it Hoth or Boston? You'll never know.

Is it Hoth or Boston? You’ll never know.

Thanks to my wonderful boyfriend, I was recently informed that the current arctic weather that is hitting the northeast is being called the “Hoth-pocalypse.” That being said, here are some ways to survive the -20 degree weather that’s killing people’s souls everywhere.

1. Bundle up. You should look like this:

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Or this (basically just try to cover as much skin as possible):

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2. Drink copious amounts of tea.

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3. Put lotion on every inch of your body that comes into contact with the air.

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4. Wear layers. The more clothing, the better.

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5. Stock up on wine.

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6. Never leave your bed.

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7. Or, if you must leave your bed, do something productive with your time, like building a blanket fort.

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8. Break out your Snuggie. There has never been a better time for a blanket with sleeves.

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9. Do your best not pull a Luke Skywalker and almost to freeze to death.

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