1. Doo da doo, shaving my legs, gonna try not to miss any spots this time.
2. Oooh my legs are gonna be so soft after this. I should remember to put on lotion.
3. Wait a second, why is the water red…?
4. SHIT. Am I bleeding??
5. How the hell did THAT happen? I didn’t even feel it!
6. Where is it even coming from?!
7. There’s so much blood. It looks like someone amputated my entire foot.
8. Whyyyyyy why why was this necessary. I did not need this.
9. Okay, I found the spot. It’s so small! Why on earth did is bleed this much?! I will never understand.
10. Time to administer the crumpled ball of toilet paper to my wound.
11. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I will perform the great acrobatic act of continuing to shower with my leg dangling out the side with a cute piece of toilet paper stuck to it.
12. Nope nope I’m definitely going to fall.
13. Ughhhhh I give up. Guess I’ll shave my right leg another time.