Planning on spending any time in a hostel in the near future? Here are some sure-fire ways to make your hostel-mates despise you!
- When you go into the room at 3 am, turn on all the lights and talk really loudly.
- Then proceed to wake up at 6 am and again, talk very loudly.
- Use your hostel-mates’ things. They definitely won’t mind.
- Buy them drinks at the bar, but be super creepy about it.
- Unplug their electronics.
- Spend hours in the single communal bathroom.
- Wake them up in the middle of the night to introduce yourself to them.
- Leave the door open in the morning, when everyone is sleeping.
- If they get out of bed to close the door, make sure to open it again.
- Come back to the hostel extremely drunk every night.
- Don’t ever shower. Share the body funk.
- Invite yourself on other people’s excursions.
- Put your bags all over the room. Particularly on others’ beds.
- Eat other people’s food. They probably want you to eat it.
- Walk around the room naked; it wont make anyone uncomfortable.
- Flicker the lights in the middle of the night; convince people it’s a strobe light.
- Go outside and drag mud/sand/dust back into the room with you.
(photo courtesy of hostelolomouc.com)